Thursday, April 20, 2006

galantxter

salamat sa unlimitxt. si rachie nga pala ang nagbigay ng idea para sa title. salamat din.
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Der r 3 gr8 thngs n ds w0rld, d 1st thng is 4 u 2 luv sum1, d 2nd gr8st thng is 4 sum1 2 luv u, n d 3rd is 4 d 1st n 2nd to happen at the same time.

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Pag ntgpuan mo na ang pag-ibig...itago mo, alagaan, gwn mong totoo, gwn mo ang tama,
kc sa PAG-IBIG, makaka LOAN ka ng BAHAY AT LUPA!

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JUAN at PEDRO SA MATH CLASS:
teacher: JUAN, 1+3?
Juan: 4, maam
teacher: PEDRO, 3+1?
Pedro: ayun, ayun! pgmhrap sakin na.. FAVORITISM!!!

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i mäY nt teL u hw spcL ü r
i mäY nt b äbLe 2 rEäch ü cz wE bötH hv tiNgS 2 cRe öF
bt nSpyt öF öL ü knw üR Söm1.. im wiLinG 2 kiP 4 d reSt öF my LyF!

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Da gReAteSt cHaLLeNgE iN oUr LivEs iS tO fiNd sOmEoNe wHo KnOwS yOuR fAuLts And wEakNeSsEs bUt StiLL wiLLinG tO eMbrAce YoU w/ sO mUcH LoVe aNd W/o DoUbt.

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_Smday
_weL
_b
_gtng older.
_Smday
_uL
_Luv & mrry
_sm1.
_Smday
_uR
_whòLÉ Lyf
_wL b
_c0mpLtLy
_dfrnt
_xcpt
_dat
_i hop
_smday
_ud
_stL bE..
_my frnd..ü

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(sa misa)
PARI:kng sinoman ang tamaan ng bola na 'to ay syang pnaka makasalanan.
(inicha ang bola,tumalbog pabalik sa knya)
PARI: O! Praktis lng un ah! Ulet!

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INA: Anak! Dumudugo daliri m0! Akina't ccpcpin q dali! Tsup!Tsup! Ayan,wla n. Sn kb nsugat anak?
ANAK: Wla po q sugat.Pnatay q lng po mga garapata ni browny!Ü

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MnSn mhiraP tlgA mGmhal kc
mNsan iiyAk k dahil mahal m sya...
peRo cnAktn ka nyA! mAiicp mo 2loy..

Bkt nga b my panyo s panty c DARNA?

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bakit "S" ang nasa costume ni superman?

hehe.. wla n kcng medium! Pansinin mo fit! Dba noh?!

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Bf:n0od tau sine!
Gf:D ka kiss?
Bf:hinde!
Gf:Dk hipo?
Bf:hindi n0h!
Gf:hwak bo0bs?
Bf:hindi rn!
Gf:eh finger?
Bf:lal0ng hindi!
Gf:tangina m0 man0od k mgisa!

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I cNt imgine hw da 2 of uS stRtd 2 knw ech othR,
oL i knw S thR's smting n u tht mkeS me feL fyn!
sO ihOp uL nVr chnge & b wat u R whOm i'v knwn fRm d stRt!

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Hi, keep texting me & win exciting prizes.
3rd prize: lots of love
2nd prize: life time frndship
1st prize: free stay in my heart.
PR0M0 VALID UNTIL I'M ALIVE.

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SON: Dad dad, na experience ko na ang blow job!
DAD: Shhh, marinig ng Mama mo. Ano, enjoy ka naman anak?
SON: Oo dad, enjoy ako. Pati nga itlog nya sinubo ko!

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As0 k0 bryt masyad0, tanungin m0 2+2 kah0l kaagad ng 4. Nlaman neyb0r namin Tnan0ng 2mill0n + 2mill0n hanggang ngay0n kah0l p ng kah0l payat na cya. Pls. pray..

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if i wer Gven D chance n mksma k 4 jz 1nyt d aQ m22Log!
iL jz stAre at u & wtch u SLip hoLd ur hand, whiLe saying...

" HaNep s TuLo ng LaWay a! prang FALLS! "

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Gathered in a large hall,an angel asked us 2 write down our sins b4 goin 2 heaven,b4 i cud start writing mine,i heard u shouting:"EXTRA PAPER PLEASE.."

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Bein a frnd s a hard job.
U wrk 24hrs a day w/o pay smtyms unaprciatd.
Bt i stl wnt 2b ur frnd coz dats d nly job dt mkes me fil d rchest prsn n d wrld..

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Mdlas kpg ang tao ngda2sal hmhiling..
Gs2 ko n2
gs2 nyan
sna my gn2
sna my gnyn..
D ko cla maccc
D p kc nla ikw nkkila2,

d sna ang dsal nlng nla "Salamat.."

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Sa buhay natn maraming pagsubok
may ulan
at mayroon dlng unos
kaya tandaan mo kaibgan..

PAYONG dalin m wg KAPOTE!
ANO KA GRADE 2?!

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Lumndol ng mlkas n0on..
Ngkgulo ang lhat at ngpanic..
Sumigaw ang sng la2ke

"KATAPUSAN NA KATAPUSAN NA".

Sumagot ang 1png l2ke..

"BOBO AKINSE PLNG"

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ung bata ako,2wing my kasal lgi ako tnu2kso nLa Lolo't Lola "uuy, cya n susunod.."
2migil lng cla nung my ililibing at tnukso ko cLa ng "uuy, siLa n susunod"

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Söméb0dy asked me..
2 dscribe Y_0_U in 2 words..
they xpected me 2 answer d words "THE BEST"
but i didnt!
i jst simply smiled & said:
"n0thiNg c0mpArEs!

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In dis lyf we don't nid a certain numbr of friends,we only nid friends hu r CERTAIN 2 make a dference when lyf seem too dfcult 2 hndle.Thank u for being one!

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Try this, sobrng nkkaaliw!ü
thnk of any 2-dgit #
tke d 1st dgit
x2
+7
-5
den add it 2d 2nd dgit.
Now.. Close ur eyes..
Ang dilim nOh?

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someone
misses ü
needs ü
worries about ü
lonely w/o ü
guess who?

ba! MALAY KO!
basta ako, gus2 lang kita... MAIS2RBO!!!

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By any measure, you are special! GOD made you one such person. Dont ever ever ever change anything about you, except your UNDERWEAR !! Everyday yan!

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BOY: Pwede pkagat sa dede mo?
GiRL: Ayoko!
BOY: Bigyan kta 1M
GiRL: Ok, bilisan mo..
(Boy hinimas, dinede, piniga)
GiRL: Ba't di mo kinagat?
BOY: Mahal!

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F i hav d chance 2 shape destiny w/ d palm f my hands and mold d past w/ perfection il gladly do. il C 2 it dat in d nir future il end up no 1else but w/ YOU!

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aNg fRnDsH¡p pRnG kNtA pwDnG maLaOs, mkL¡mUtAn @ mpL¡tAn! pRo aNg pAgkA2¡Ba nLa aNg fRnDsH¡P HnD n¡Re2qUeSt, d¡ pwD gw¡Ng soLo @ HnD kYaNg iRev¡vE nG ¡bA!

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drs a lot mor dat i mis 'bout u..its not jst d moments we spent, d lafs we had..cnt b sure how mch m missin' u but ol i cn say is.. " nkkpnibgo pag wala ka."

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dnt ever get tyrd of dis lyf.. its nt gna mater if u fol down mny tyms.rmmber dt each tym u fol,i wont let u hit d ground..trust me,iL alwys b around.

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D secret of life isn't just 2 live but 2 have sumthing worthwyl 2 live for.coz we only live once, but f we live ryt, 1 lyf tym is enuf!

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ang KbGaN PRaNg "UNAN"
aNJaN KpG KLaNGaN
pWdE m0 iYaKaN
PWDe M YaKaPiN
KYa Lgi m0 Ta2NDaaN
KuNg KLaNGaN m Ng KBGaN
my tinda akoNg-UNAN!
bili n!

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d iDeal prs0n g0es h0m erly,
d 2mtaMbay,
d rn layAs,
d nGy0y0si,
d uMiin0m,
d mHilig s giMiks,
at p0rMaL..
in sh0rt..

hNd tAu un..
aStig tau eh

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LOLO: Halika nga,lumapit ka!
APO:Bkt po?
LOLO: Basta lumapit ka dito!
APO: (inis) Eh, Bkit nga po?!
LOLO:(pabulong) Buhatin mo ko! Ipatong mo ko sa lola mo!

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dey say dat LOVE is d switest afecti0n...
Inspird by d eyes,
spken by d lips,
ddc8td by d hart,
transmtd 2 d soul,
and proven in BED!
Agree ka ba?!?

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If Only i had the power to turn back time..
If only i could read your mind...

wala lng.. astig db?!

tas mrunong pa rw ako lumipad! oh yeah..c0oL!

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We can never be happy with something that was wrong.
But if somewhere along the way what was wrong has made us happy then it must have been right all along.

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3 m0nkeys escaped frm z00,
d 1st ws caught wtchng tv,
d 2nd ws caught n d prk
& d 3rd..

hnd po ikw!

bt b lgi mu nlang iniicp na unggoy k? Wg gnun!

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Ang pgka2ibiGan pRng WIWI s sh0rts.
Lht nkKkita nun pR0 IKAW lng ang nkKdma ng INIT n2.
THANK Ü!
dhl isa kng WIWI s aking sh0rt!

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:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:
:-: HAPPY :-:
:-: BIRTHDAY! :-:
:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:

NaSURPRISE ka ba??? Dapat lang!! Di mo naman B-day e!! He..He..He!

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Lyf is a 1way stReet..
n0 mattR wat 0pti0ns u chuz n0ne of dEm leads bAck
sO enjoy evry m0ment of uR Lyf coZ n0ne of dEm wil hApen d same way agaiN...

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Kkaiba n tlg tao ngaun!
ns lo0b ako ng church knna,
ns hrp ko ang 1 bbae
at d midle of d mas she lightz a cgaret
nash0ck ak0!
ntpon ko 2loy ung redhorse ko!!

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ang luv prng y0si,
kht lam m mkkskit cge prn s pghit2
lge cnsbi n ttglan na pro pg anjn na, d na mpglan!
at mdlas pg nps0bra, nhi2rpn ka ng..
huminga..

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